Meet your new brassica bestie.
Mister Broccoli 2.0 looks like he walked straight out of the cartoon produce isle. He's got chunky broccoli florets, a vibrant green finish, and an upgraded smiley face that's impossible not to love. The just-released Version 2.0 now has a more realistic stem, cuter smile, and upgraded clicking mechanism for the most satisfying clicks.
Why you'll love it:
🥦 Whimsical premium design: playful broccoli textures, expressive details, and a charming personality that makes your desk instantly happier
👆 Ultra-satisfying click: New, upgraded tactile mechanism with a crisp, smooth click that keeps your hands busy and your brain focused
✋ Built for everyday fidgeting: perfectly sized for one-handed clicking during meetings, gaming sessions, studying, or doomscroll recovery
💚 Tiny desk companion energy: equal parts collectible toy, conversation starter, and stress-relief sidekick
🎁 The perfect gift: for veggie lovers, desk toy collectors, fidget fans, gamers, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates weirdly adorable things
Disclaimer: Please note this item contains small parts and is not recommended for children under 12
Zero vitamins but a lot of happiness 😁
Designed by AstroDex. Built by James Paul.
